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USS Dewey (DDG-105) is an Arleigh Burke-class Aegis guided missile destroyer in the United States Navy. Dewey is the third Navy ship named after Admiral of the Navy George Dewey, hero of the Battle of Manila Bay during the Spanish–American War.
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